No one tagged me on this, but I was bored and stole it from

Rules :
1.You must post these rules.
2.Each person must post 11 Facts about themselves in their journal.
3. Then Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post, and create eleven new questions for the people you tag to answer.
4.You have to choose 11 people to tag and post their icons on your journal.
5.Go to their page and tell them you have tagged him/her.
6.No tag backs.
7.No stuff in the tagging section about "you are tagged if you are reading this." You legitimately have to tag 11 people.
~ 11 Facts about me:
1) I'm allergic to metal of pretty much every kind (stainless, gold, silver, titanium) and therefore cannot have body piercings.
2) I am currently in love with the color orange
3) And also Ellen Degeneres (I probably misspelled her last name... It's cool. When we get married, she's taking my name.)
4) I trained in Okinawan Goju-ryu karate for about 8 years.
5) I am a terminal smart-ass.
6) I've been sprouting gray hairs (in increasing amounts) since I was 14
7) If I could do whatever I wanted for a living, I'd be a screen actor.
8) I lived in a warzone for 9 months.
9) I have no aspirations to be considered refined or civilized.
10) I have an obsession with backpacks, on a level with many women's obsession with shoes.
11) I once had a hamster, an iguana, two goats, three horses, four rabbits, a dog, two parakeets and two cats. I now have only one dog.
~ I was asked:
1) Do you speak any languages other than English?
Korean
2) How old are you?
29
3) What's the earliest memory you have involving your art?
Being handed a napkin and ballpoint pen to keep me occupied while my parents waited for food at Golden Corral. I was three.
4) Most embarrassing moment?
You know, I've been embarrassed a few times, but nothing so catastrophic that anything in particular springs to mind. Maybe if I had a more acute sense of shame...
5) Do you collect anything?
Hyenas and Angry Birds
6) What's your favorite band?
I go through phases. Currently hooked on Chevelle.
7) Who would win in a fight, you or me?
I would. Or die trying and take parts of you with me.
8) What's your favorite video game of all time?
Xenogears
9) What is something you're embarrassed to have spent money on?
a ticket to see that last Street Fighter movie with Chun Lee
10) Strangest thing you've ever eaten?
fried silkworm larva (beondaegi/번대기... or something like that)
11) Do you have any tattoos? Where? Of what?
I have two hyenas tattooed on my chest in a vaguely Pazyryk-esque style
~ Questions I am asking people:
1) What's the craziest thing you've ever done with your personal appearance?
2) What's the weirdest thing your body has ever done?
3) If you could be a were-thing, what animal would you choose?
4) Ever flashed/mooned anyone?
5) What's your favorite weird food combination?
6) Who's your favorite superhero (or fictional character, if not into superheros)?
7) If you had to give up one of your senses, which one and why?
8) If you could do anything for a living, what would it be?
9) If you had an endless supply of money (and therefore didn't need to work) what would you do (DO, not buy)?
10) What's the worst movie you've seen in a theatre and why?
11) What would you do for a Klondike bar?
And I'm not going to tag anyone. Because fuck the rules.
~`~
In that case, I will have to kill them with my teeth. ~ Hyenism